• *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
  • Me: Please don't be 6am
  • *1;48am*
  • Me: MERRY F***ING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  • *Shoves face back into pillow*

"I did not intend to get this drunk"

Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

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bw6:

bw6:

I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle

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dudebasicallyme:

whenever you refresh your dashboard and no one is posting:

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  • teacher: you can't bullshit this essay
  • me (under my breath): if you're an ameteur

mettaworldrake:

mettaworldrake:

is sand called sand because its between sea and land?

thats FUCKED

holyy fakkkk

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